HUSTLE - Saint Valentines Night

HUSTLE returns for Summer 2026. Come together for the LOVE of GEAR.              

Kit up! Go head to toe in your favourite gear: Leather - Sports - Rubber - Chav - SNKR - Uniform - Pup?

Where the Jock Party celebrates minimalism, Hustle celebrates maximalism.

Sleaze on and off the dancefloor as HYPERPRISM and D-KRAM team up for 7 hours of sexed up beats.

The porn star of lighting, CRAIG FUSSELL, returns to the booth with another custom fit out.

The Laird's one and only BOOT BLACKS get back on their knees to spit, to shine.

Step into the golden glow of NUGGETS GOLD BAR where the meat rack returns to its former glory of the ultimate cruising space.

Saturday 14 February

8pm-3am

The Laird

Male-only VCAT H14/2022

$30 presale at thelaird.iwannaticket.com.au

$35 on the door

No frontal nudity.

No thongs, sandals, crocs, etc

No ground based pup play

No unauthorised photography

Consent is Vital - no means no

Pup hoods / masks must be removed for entry to venue and when ordering drinks